Hate Mondays? Make Mondays more exciting with these funny Monday quotes. The cure to the dreaded start of the week is a dose of fighting spirit and a fine sense of humor.
Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. – Harriet Tubman
It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.
No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.
Dear Monday, I think you should take a holiday! Trust me, no one will miss you!
Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.
Monday? It’s not bad. Begin this day with a grateful heart and do what you love.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. – Henry Ford
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year! – David Dweck
The best way to predict the future is to create it. – Peter Drucker
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station
Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in.
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great makes you feel that you, too, can become great. – Mark Twain
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Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.
What you do every day matters more than what you do every once in a while.
Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown
Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!
I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. – Melody Beattie
Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. – Les Brown
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. – Henry David Thoreau
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
Be happy. Be yourself. If others don’t like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
This is how my week goes:
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day” and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
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Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes. Good morning!
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Face the coming Monday with a delightful cup of coffee and a funny quote. Start your week right by sharing your favorite Monday quote to all your friends and colleagues!