Funny Happy Birthday Quotes, Cards, Wishes and Pictures

We share some of the funniest birthday quotes, cards, wishes and pictures. Happy birthday and smile while you have teeth!

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” George Harrison

“Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen.” Frank Sinatra

“As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” Andre Gide

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Unknown

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.” Audrey Hepburn

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Johnny Carson

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Funny Birthday Messages

Another year older, none the wiser.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.


Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday,
that I totally lost track of time…
So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday,
don’t say that I didn’t try…

I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn’t bought you anything…
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!

Funny Pictures, cards for birthday

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Growing up is mandatory but growing old is optinal

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Funny Birthday cards

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You suck, at aging….

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