40 Short Witty & Clever Quotes with Pictures


Saying Images share the most clever quotes ever, witty sayings with pictures. These quick-witted, funny & wise quotes will add humor to your conversations, easy to break the ice & show how clever you are.

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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

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Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. – Doris M. Smith

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it.

dont upset

Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you’re temporarily upset.

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

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Tough times never last, but tough people do. (Image credit: Lydiadiary)

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

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Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. – Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

Maybe it’s true, maybe we don’t know what we have until we’ve lost it. But maybe it’s also true that we don’t know what we’re missing until we find it.

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At the end of the day you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s holding you together.

The risk I took was calculated but man, am i bad at math.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. ― John Lennon


No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

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“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” – Maya Angelou.

It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to. – Walter Linn

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. – Marlo Thomas

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde

Once you learn how to be happy, you won’t tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less.

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