30 Funny Love Quotes to Spread that Loving/Laughing Feeling

Love is precious but it definitely cannot survive without a healthy sense of humor. While we already know that relationships are built on love, trust, and respect, to be able to laugh with your special someone definitely seals the deal.

This Valentine’s Day, let the jolly in you celebrate the ups and downs of your relationship with these 30 funny love quotes.

Funniest Love Quotes

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. – Miles Davis

Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

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Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. – Woody Allen

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans

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My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Dewar

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. – Judith Viorst

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.

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A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick. – Mary Wilson

People say that you can’t live without love … But I think oxygen is more important.

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. – Honore de Balzac

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. – Gabor

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner

funny love difference quotes

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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? – Jean Illsley Clarke

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan. – Leopold Fetchner

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz

funny love romantic quotes

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. –  Jean Kerr

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. – Plato

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.  Erma Bombeck

Share these funny love quotes with your special someone to celebrate milestones in your relationship.

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