Funny and Memorable Star Trek Quotes

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Star Trek debuted as long ago as 1966 and has been a phenomenon ever since. Airing for only three seasons in its first series, the franchise now spans a wide range of byproducts- from figurines, games and even novels.

As a fan, however, your collection wouldn’t be complete without this list of its most memorable quotes. After all, Star Trek is one of those few media franchises that was able to seriously etch some of the most memorable lines in the industry. And if you’re a true fan, you should be able to tell exactly which book or which series each quote came from!

Now, let’s get on with the list.

Space: the final frontier. – Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard 

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I am a doctor, not a brick layer. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Devil in the Dark)

… a dream that became a reality and spread throughout the stars – Kirk (Whom Gods Destroy)

KHAAANNN! – Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)

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Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they’ll be no tribble at all. – Scotty (The Trouble With Tribbles)

What does God need with a starship? – Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek V: The Final Frontier)

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I’m a doctor, not an escalator. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode Friday’s Child)

Right out of hell, I saw it! – Commodore Decker (The Doomsday Machine)

Fascinating. – Mr. Spock 

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See Also: 21 Spock Quotes for Star Trek Fans

You will die of suffocation, in the icy cold of space. – Kang (Day of the Dove)

Highly illogical. – Mr. Spock in numerous episodes and movies

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The mid-1990s was the era of your so-called Third World War. – Spock (Space Seed)

Live long and prosper. – Mr. Spock 

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You are authorized to use all measures available to destroy the Enterpise. – Starfleet Command Representative (The Ultimate Computer)

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. – Mr. Spock (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)

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I didn’t mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage. – Korax (The Trouble With Tribbles)

I have been and always shall be your friend. – Mr. Spock (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)

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I’m a doctor, not an engineer. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode Mirror, Mirror)

What are we looking at, a 20th century Rome? – Kirk (Bread and Circuses)

He’s dead, Jim! – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy 

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The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank. – Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott (A Taste of Armageddon)

I’m a doctor, not a mechanic. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Doomsday Machine)

funny star trek quotesI’m a doctor, not a coal miner. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Empath)

… and tell Doctor McCoy, he should have wished me luck. – Spock (The Immunity Syndrome)

Dammit, Jim! – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy

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Treat her like a lady, and she’ll always bring you home. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Encounter at Farpoint)

There be whales here! – Montgomery “Scotty” Scott (Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home)

Engage! – Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor. – Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Deadly Years)

Make it so! – Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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I canna’ change the laws of physics. – Montgomery “Scotty” Scott (Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Naked Time)

There are four lights! – Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Chain of Command)

Inquiry. – Data 

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Shut up, Wesley! – Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Datalore)

Shut-up, Spock! We’re rescuing you! – McCoy

I am not a merry man! – Worf (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Qpid)

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Stop it? I’m counting on it! – Kirk (A Taste of Armegedon)

I’ve giv’n her all she’s got captain, an’ I canna give her no more. – Montgomery “Scotty” Scott 

It is a good day to die – Worf 

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I find myself growing fatigued, Doctor. May we continue this questioning at some other time? – Khan (Space Seed)

Perhaps today is a good day to die! – Worf 

 

Resistance is futile. – The Borg 

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