Most people do white lies. Maybe it’s your roommate saying she didn’t eat that frozen pizza in the refrigerator. It could be your group mate who said their goldfish died on the day she was supposed to hand in her part of the project. Or maybe it’s you when you told your best friend they looked great in their orange stripey sweater that’s straight out of Harry Potter.
Well, don’t let Maury catch you with his lie detector machine or else it’s game over.
Your Facebook Status Claimed That You Were All Done With Drama
You Said That You Would Get Your Assignment Done On Time
You Said You Would Bring Your Late Work In Today
You Claim To Have Cleaned Up Your Room
You Said You Were Up Late On The Computer Studying
You Said You Didn’t Want Any Dessert
You Said Your Dog Had Died Today
Professor Claimed That The Exam Will Look Just Like What Was Covered In Lecture
You Claimed Facebook Was For Losers
You Said You Were In A Relationship
Me To Me
Where Do You Want To Go To Lunch
You Said That You Would Never Drink Again
It Says Here Your Pain Is 10/10
You Said You Were Online
You Claimed You Would Pay Me Back On Friday
I Told Myself I’d Be Productive Today
You Said You Spent All Weekend Studying
You Said You Squat
You Said You Were On Your Way
If you catch anybody in a lie, send them a funny Maury Lie Detector meme.