Funny Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings


In this post, Saying Images shares some of the funniest sarcastic quotation and sayings with pictures. Hope you enjoy these quotes!

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Funny Sarcastic Quotation

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”- Emo Phillips

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.  Shakespeare

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”      Stephen Bishop.

Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog – Mark Twain

A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her. – Oscar Wilde

Sarcastic  Sayings

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home…But I would rather dance with the cows till you come home.”

“Always give 100%, except when giving blood.”

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

Sarcastic Quotes with Pictures

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Sarcastic Quotes Sayings

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