30 Funny Laundry Quotes to Keep Calm and Finally Do Laundry


In this day and age, free time feels more like a myth than reality. From fulfilling our work duties to taking care of our family and maintaining our personal and social lives, it’s hard to imagine how we’re still able to include the never-ending chore that is laundry into the mix.

If your laundry basket is full and you’re having an internal debate whether to do it now, or wait until the only clean item you have is a hat, don’t worry, we’ve all been there. We still are. But remember, nothing is as comforting as fresh bed sheets after a long, tiring day.

So, here are 30 funny laundry quotes that can help make laundry day less tedious. Life may be full of dramas and dilemmas but at least your clothes are clean.

Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship. – Anthony Liccione

I’ve buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard. – Phyllis Diller

Whoever said death and taxes were the only guarantees in life obviously never had to do laundry.

funny laundry taxes quotes

Hanging laundry on a line is a very ordinary task. It is as ordinary as scraped knees and lost keys, as fixing the same simple dish for supper again, and again. Ordinary is most days, and Lord helps is if we overlook them. – Jerusalem Jackson Greer

Finding a five dollar bill in the pants’ pocket is what I imagine winning the lottery must feel like.

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I trust my doctor with my life, but not my dirty laundry. – Ada Palmer

As for laundry, I might characterize it as approaching the moral realm; there are days when it seems a miracle to be able to make dirty things clean. – Kathleen Norris

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do. – Bruce Feiler

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Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel but that would only mean more laundry for me.

Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry.

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. – Jerry Seinfeld

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. – John Avery

I pull up the covers, and smell the sunshine. – Constance Anderson

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Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. – W. Somerset Maugham

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. – E. B. White

With just the smallest bit of neglect, the heart too can become neglected and begin to fill with worldly desires. This is why we must do the laundry. – Shoukei Matsumoto

funny laundry neglect quotes

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry. – Barry Sanders

The most important thing is to try and enjoy life because you never know when it will be gone. If you wake up in the morning and have a choice between doing the laundry and taking a walk in the park, go for the walk. You’d hate to die and realize you had spent your last day doing the laundry. – Joyce Tenneson

Everyone knows the best time to do laundry is later. – Emily Hampshire

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Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. – Laurence J. Peter

I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away.

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Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when the laundry is done?

Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry. – Michelle Obama

I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.

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I love the smell of clean laundry. Working in the garden and getting my hands dirty. Doing the dishes. These are the things that make me feel normal. – Joanna Gaines

And then I heard my sock say, ‘let’s play hide and seek.’

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An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt. – Fred Allen

We can land on Mars but we still haven’t invented a dryer that folds all the clothes.

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