Funny Inspirational Quotes

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Saying Images share top 30 funny inspirational quotes about life with pictures, humorous love quotes, funny motivational quotes. These hilarious quotes will not only make you smile but also inspire you. After spending a long day of work, let’s yourself relax a little bit by reading these amusement quotation & sayings. Be happy!

Inspiring Funny Quotes

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. – Albert Einstein

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. – La Rochefoucald

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. – Will Rogers

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde

Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. -Groucho Marx

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama

If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa

When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris

funny quotes about friendship

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. – Robert Bloch.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. – Sam Levenson

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. – Tom Hirshfield

Dance like no one is watching, because they are not, they are checking their phone.

The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground. – James Jason

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. – Frank Zappa

Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?

Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times. – Napoleon Hill

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

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