Funny Friendship Quotes with Pictures


Friends are the ones who share with us the bittersweet in life. Whenever you need them, they will always come and lend a helping hand, play with you, make fun of you. Check out these funny friendship quotes and don’t forget to share them with your friends 🙂

funny friend quotes

Funniest Friendship Quotes

Finding a true friend is not easy at all, as someone said “A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have”. As the result, when you found one, appreciate that person and try to maintain a everlasting friendship. However, having friend is also fun & joyful, so let’s read these funny friendship quotation 😀


There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ – Cookie Monster

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

funny quotes about friendship

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.


Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. ― Anne Lindbergh

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn’t be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn’t be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason ― Mason Cooley

Real friends can never be lost

You don’t lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends and you’re better for it – Mandy Hale

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is like a melon….you must try one hundred to find a good one.

funniest friendship quotes

You drink too much, you cuss too much. You have questionable morals, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

We all have that one as friend, who always give the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.

There are big ship and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

funny friendship quotes

Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer.

Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. – Mark Twain

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