Funny Birthday Wishes

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In this page, Saying Images shares many funny birthday wishes, so you could send to your friends, lovers, family member these funny wishes on their bithday!

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Funniest Birthday Wishes Ever

Two secrets on your birthday: 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

You’re not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you’d be at this age.

Tomorrow is still a mystery. Yesterday is already history. And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.

May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

The first mark of ageing appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.

Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

Happy birthday my best friend! I will always be there for you, unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute. Then I will miss you!

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

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