Are you ready to laugh and get hungry?
We’ve collected the funniest taco quotes (and taco puns!) for you. And if you suddenly get a craving for some crunchy and savory tacos and end up ringing the nearest taco place, it’s not our fault! Just think of it as a spontaneous Taco treat day.
What are you waiting for? Taco walk on the wild side with our cute taco quotes!
I don’t know much about the Supreme Court. If it’s anything like the Supreme Taco, it’s like a regular court, but with extra sour cream. – Craig Ferguson
If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs… In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law. – George Lopez
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. – Jimmy Fallon
A taco is an economic good because we will go to a restaurant and buy one. – Bill Robinson
You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter. – Robin Williams
All I want to hear are three little words… I brought tacos.
A balanced diet is a taco in each hand.
Don’t judge your taco by its price. – Hunter S. Thompson
Everything goes better with tacos. – Rachel Caine
I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos. I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is. – Ken Baumann
It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Keep calm and eat your tacos.
I oppose taco Tuesdays only because it sends the message that other days aren’t for tacos.
All I’m saying is that you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much. – Dov Davidoff
I wonder if there’s a taco out there thinking of me too.
Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.
If we date, we’re not going wine tasting, we’re going taco tasting.
Let’s give ’em something to taco about.
Life isn’t always tacos. But it should be.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Today, I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius. – Heather Brewer
Live everyday like it’s Taco Tuesday.
I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.
My Disney princess name is Taco Belle.
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco. – Janet Evanovich
You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco.
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we’d been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? – Richelle Mead
Popeyes and Taco Bell. I try to be healthy, but they’re just so good. – Kate Spade
The difference between tacos and your opinion is that I asked for tacos.
Tacos are like a hug in a tortilla.
Tacos are like what the voices of a hundred angels singing Bob Dylan while sitting on rainbows and playing banjos would taste like if that sound were edible. – Isabel Quintero
Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance.
The milk of kindness flows through my body, I shall follow Jesus to the Taco Bell and give thanks. – Aretha Franklin
What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. – Mariana Zapata
Swimsuit season is just around the corner, but so is the taco truck.
When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb. – Jonathan Gold
Being an awesome human, in general, requires tacos—lots and lots of tacos!
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. – Tom Robbins
Delicious has 9 letters in it, but so does tacosssss!
I wonder if anyone has ever gone to commit a crime, then thought: but first, let me stop by the Mexican restaurant to grab some tacos.
Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
Refrain from asking me to stop eating too many tacos! I don’t need that kind of pessimism in my life.
Tacos are like a hug in a tortilla.
May my enemies fall apart like these tacos that I’m about to devour.
The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco. – Jon Stewart
Ways to My Heart: Buy Me Tacos, Make Me Tacos, Be Tacos.
Find the person that cherishes you as much as you love tacos. – Carlos Wallace
We thought we were just eating Mexican food. We didn’t realize that we were making memories.
Who even cares what day it is? It’s Taco Tuesday whichever day I want it to be!
Funny Taco Puns
Let’s give ’em something to taco bout.
Every now and then I fall apart!
Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
Taco chance on me!
Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile taco-ver.
Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town!
Why are tortillas such bad conversationalists? They always tacover you!
Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? Because they keep it under wraps!
What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
What is a taco’s favorite TV show? Better Call Salsa.
Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!
What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day? “Taco the morning to ya!”
Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
Tacos have fillings, too!