25 Sweetest and Funniest Cat Quotes

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Cat lovers, we’ve got a treat for you today — cat quotes! Cats are such interesting creatures with unique personalities. Find out what these well-known people think of cats.

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A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. -George Mikes

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight. H. P. Lovecraft

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If cats could talk, they wouldn’t. –Nan Porter

I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy. Amy Lee

If you’re curious, you’ll probably be a good journalist because we follow our curiosity like cats. Diane Sawyer

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Meow” means “woof” in cat. George Carlin

Cats will outsmart dogs every time. John Grogan

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Just watching my cats can make me happy. Paula Cole

If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. –Terry Pratchett

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot

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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience. -Pam Brown

Time spent with cats is never wasted.—Sigmund Freud

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I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it’s cute, they’re really just checking your vitals for weak spots. Kandyse McClure

Some people are like cats – if they’re dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about stories like that. Peter Segal

Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. -Rod McKuen

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Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley

I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order. -Trisha McCagh

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Never try to out stubborn a cat. –Robert A Heinlein

When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.Percy Bysshe Shelley

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Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. -Jim Davis

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A cat does not want all the world to love her. Only those she has chosen to love. -Helen Thomson

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. William Ralph Inge

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have no forgotten this. -Terry Pratchett

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal. Eddie Izzard

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