30 Fun and Motivating Golf Quotes

We have fun and motivating Golf Quotes for you golf enthusiasts out there! For non-golf players, the sport appears boring and shallow, but those who are passionate about it will thorougly disagree. Find out what these well-known authors and people are saying about golf!

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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented. – Arnold Palmer

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. – Phil Mickelson

I love to play golf, and that’s my arena. And you can characterize it and describe it however you want, but I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole and beating those guys. – Tiger Woods

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It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. – Henny Youngman

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. – Arnold Palmer

Confidence is king in golf. – Jason Dufner

humorous golf quotes

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law. – H. G. Wells

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. – Arthur Daley

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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it. – Ted Ray, Golf – My Slice of Life, 1972

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. – Gardner Dickinson

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. – P.J. O’Rourke

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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald R. Ford

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. – Ben Hogan

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. – William Wordsworth

If I can hit a curveball, why can’t I hit a ball that is standing still on a course? – Larry Nelson

Golf is life. If you can’t take golf, you can’t take life.

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A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. – Bob Ryan

I’ve spent most of my life golfing — the rest I’ve just wasted.

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. – Raymond Floyd

famous golf quotes

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike

The most important shot in golf is the next one. – Ben Hogan

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. – John Updike

I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. – Ewan McGregor

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. – P.G. Wodehouse

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